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Subject: edinburgh extra-curricular activities
From: "Seamus McFadden"
Date: Fri, August 24, 2007 7:35 am
To: shoni@shalimarproductions.org
Priority: Normal
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Ms. Shoshona,

I wanted to inform you that my colleagues and I were planning on attending your show in this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival - La Femme Est Morte - however, after witnessing a select member of your company engage in highly offensive and virtually pornographic activities outside your venue, we have decided to lead a boycott against your artistic efforts, which, no doubt, are as tasteless and inappropriate as your disregard for public decency.

Attached are photos of the incident to which I am referring. I apologize for being the bearer of such ill tidings, but as a fellow artist I thought that it may be helpful to your company.

I wish you the best in the future.


Yours in Decency,

Seamus McFadden
Artistic Director
Garden Variety Theatre Company






Ok. It turned out to be from Joe, Atticus, and Craig. Those motherfuckers totally punked me and it was genius.